When I get an inbox notification
OMG OMG OMG! SOMEONE INBOXED ME! :D
Turns out to be spam. :(
When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: d0pe-sauce)
one thing i hate about doing ‘TBH’ on facebook is that people get butthurt and delete my wallpost. like bro, i’m being honest… why’d you think it was called a TO BE HONEST. the truth hurts.
So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….
- salesperson: hello! may i intere-
- me: no thanks
- salesperson: handsome young man,
- me: ...go on...
